If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two (or more).
When two's company, three's the result!
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Practice makes perfect.
But nobody's perfect
so why practice?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa.
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
Love the neighbor, but don't get caught.
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep.
There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up early every morning.
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk.
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So... why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
what more can I say.
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two (or more).
When two's company, three's the result!
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Practice makes perfect.
But nobody's perfect
so why practice?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa.
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
Love the neighbor, but don't get caught.
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep.
There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up early every morning.
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk.
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So... why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
what more can I say.