* ROMANCE MATHEMATICS * Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smar t woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy * OFFICE ARITHMETIC * Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime *SHOPPING MATH * A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A w..