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If your father is a poor man,it is your fate but,if your father-in-law is a poor man,it's your stupidity.Since light travels faster than sound,people appear bright until you hear them speak.The wise never marry.and when they marry they become otherwise.Behind every successful man, there is a womanAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two (or more).When two's company, three's the result! 　..

An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: "What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black." "Well, *some* of the sheep in Scotland are black," replies the experimental physicist. The theoretical physicist considers th..

Several scientists were all posed the following question: "What is 2 * 2 ?" The engineer whips out his slide rule (so it's old) and shuffles it back and forth, and finally announces "3.99". The physicist consults his technical references, sets up the problem on his computer, and announces "it lies between 3.98 and 4.02". The mathematician cogitates for a while, then announces: "I don't know what..

Several scientists were all posed the following question: "What is pi ?" The engineer said: "It is approximately 3 and 1/7" The physicist said: "It is 3.14159" The mathematician thought a bit, and replied "It is equal to pi". (A nutritionist: "Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!" )

A Non-Philosopher's Guide to Philosophical Terms Believe it or not, this started out as a genuine attempt to sort out confusions that arise between philosophers and everyone else in the world, before I got carried away ... Basically, the problem is this. Philosophers are, in a manner of speaking, in a certain rarefied sense of the term I am about to use, boring. - No, really, we are. Philosopher..

등록일 2006/2/21 (9:58) Red Light, Green Light Isaac Bashevis Singer said, "When I'm crossing the street with a fatalist, I notice something strange: The fatalist usually waits for the light to turn green." Could you catch the point? A fatalist believes that everything is predetermined, even the exact time and cause of your or his death!

등록일 2004/10/13 (14:23) Seen on a restroom wall: "God is dead, Nietzsche. Nietzsche is dead, God." * * * * * * * Descartes walks into a cafe and sits down ready to order. A waiter comes up to him and asks, "Do you need a menu?" Descartes replies, "I think not," and he disappears! * * * * * * * Overheard in 18th century England: "Did you hear that George Berkeley died? His girlfriend stopped seein..

.....등록일 2004/9/7 (15:54) A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's ..